Saturday, February 21, 2009

Potty Time not meant to be confused with Party Time.

THIS is a nightmare. I can sum up potty training in one word: SUCKS! I've been going at it super hard & about to flip my lid. (Oh my gosh, I am saying things my grandma would say.) The boys are so freaking hard headed. Now, going in, I knew they would be the hardest. But geez, not THIS hard! Kyle won't set foot near the potty. But he's the sweetest little thing at refusing. I'll tell him, "Come on, Kyle. Let's go potty." And my little sweetheart says in his kindest voice, "No Thank You." Aw man, how do you force him on the pot after that? Well, Devin semi has it. He wants to wear undies. But won't sit on the potty. I know one thing, he's got a great bladder. He'll hold it all day and will not go. Then as soon as I get him off the potty chair, piss everywhere. And he hates it. He can't stand to be wet & pissy. Kyle, however, will walk around all day wet if I let him. But, at least they both want to wear underwear. Two months go, I couldn't even get them to do that! Baby steps I guess. So I've decided to start with the girl. I've heard girls pick it up so much faster. Lies! Lies, I tell you!! She does the worst of the worst. Poops in her undies. Ahhhh! This is not good for my already awful gag reflex. And she's either got it backwards, or she's a nocturnal potty trainer. Cause from 8:30pm to about 11:00pm, all I hear is, "Mooooooommy, Morgan go potty." And she does. She tells me everytime. And everytime, she pees. Now, come 8am, she won't tell me jack. ESPECIALLY when she has to poop. Little sneakster, she knows what she's doing. Cause she'll go hide in her room, shut the door and proceed to poopie. It's so gross. This is the mommy part I don't enjoy. If only I could clock out, and come back next shift when they've got it down. Any professional potty trainers out there that would like to take the reigns, have at it. In the meantime, sorry babe, hope you aren't expecting a clean house or dinner for awhile. Cause it ain't happening.

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